Uh, hi.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg iā€™m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer)

franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took
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